If I was a desk, you could put your stuff on me (from Ken Rudderhom)
I don't have a goat (from H.Hickling)
If I had a dime for every dime I have, I'd have thirty four cents (from Dave
McConnell)
"Dave's Lawn Service" - call me & your grass' ass is grass. (from Dave
McConnell)
How was there a "Flintstone's Family Christmas Special"? Think about it.
(from Dave McConnell)
I'm Pete Townsend and I have a microwave for an ass!
Smells Like Men and Feet. (a name we almost called the troupe)
These are your dreams. This is a gun. Bang.
Ban the potato and all its mindless, uncultured followers! Who's with me? WHO'S WITH ME??!! (from Chelsea J)
Hello. I'm a bowl of millet.